8 (non-political) Signs to Make You Smile
This has been a tough week for everyone. And we know that after the election results are finally in, waiting in the wings for its (third now?) encore is COVID. And who knows for sure what else.
So let’s escape for a few minutes and have a chuckle. Nothing to outright make you pee a little but a little bit of something to turn those frowns upside down. Smiling actually does wonders for mental state. So I’ve curated several signs, etc., over the last few years that our family has seen during past travels, and put them together here for your viewing enjoyment:
- Yes, we and the hundreds (thousands, maybe?) of people who bit your dust will be sure to keep Green River on the down-low:
2. Because this is a candy museum and the lollipops are made of wax and the ice cream of styrofoam, don’t even think about noshing inside:
3. …And check outside for inside tables…it’s Opposite Day!
4. It’s hard to believe ONE SINGLE issue of ONE magazine can hold all of the weaker sex’s fallibility:
5. These are signs posted at the entrance to our local high school’s parking lot: horses may enter…but they may not be there?
6. If you’re good at skiing on one foot, this deal is for you!
7. Either this sign is, like, 600 feet across (when dry) or somebody needs to go back to kindergarten math:
8. And my absolute favorite: No, the dispensary doesn’t sell weed burgers. Grassburger is a drug-free hamburger joint that sells grass-fed (yes, the actual stuff lawns are known for, not the euphemistic grass wink-wink-nudge-nudge…) beef burgers. The juxtaposition is pretty darn hilarious and funnily misleading. The “incognito” sign is a great contrast to the attention-grabbing neon:
